Usually my blogs have a sullen, life lesson feel to them. This one is the complete opposite. This post has been inspired by the sudden requests I've received since becoming single in the recent months. Never have I in all my single years had so many offers to be "hooked up".
Ahhhh....The joys of being single (sarcastic tone) everyone feels the constant need to hook you up with a relative, their wonderful intern, their brother in law,their wonderful son,or their grandson who wont move out(this isn't Failure to Launch and I'm not Sarah Jessica Parker, nor can I create miracles!!!) (For the record those have low success rate and from my last relationship apparently a RREEEEAAAALLLYY LOW success rate) No thanks!! lol I wouldn't mind as much if people didn't make it seem like its a sickness that had to be cured immediately! Its like she needs an operation quick, didn't u hear she's SSSSIINNGGGLLEE! (gasp covers mouth) No not SIINNNGGLE!! :-X) It's like omg she's pretty,smart, and single, hmmm she must be broken lets get her fixed!! I'm not a leaky faucet folks! This is why Sex and the City had such a huge following. I'm probably more happy than these shacked up individuals and to be quite frank I've never been happier!!!!
Look I tried the whole institute of dating and honestly its just a waste of time. I don't have time to sit down and meet your brother-in law's five *representatives. I just won't and will not do it. My schedule is already filled with more important things such as washing my hair!! It all seems to be such a complete a waste of time. Two strangers meeting, the awkward silence, the exchanging of *representatives, the investment of my precious time all in the end to realize I just wasn't that into you or vice versa or worse that your really crazy or have 5 secret kids . Not to mention the characters these guys turn out to be. Look and it's not even a matter of the quality or me rebelling from society's martial status quo. It's the whole process at the tender age of 23 that has become unappealing to me. I have more productive things to do with my time. I have nothing to prove. I'm chasing success at this point not another broken heart!
I'm only 23 dammit I have my whole life to meet the lucky bastard who gets to make my life miserable!! ssshhhssh.... I thought society was past these ancient stigmas....guess not! Lets focus on more important world problems that need real solutions such as the oil spoil.
Ahhhh....The joys of being single (sarcastic tone) everyone feels the constant need to hook you up with a relative, their wonderful intern, their brother in law,their wonderful son,or their grandson who wont move out(this isn't Failure to Launch and I'm not Sarah Jessica Parker, nor can I create miracles!!!) (For the record those have low success rate and from my last relationship apparently a RREEEEAAAALLLYY LOW success rate) No thanks!! lol I wouldn't mind as much if people didn't make it seem like its a sickness that had to be cured immediately! Its like she needs an operation quick, didn't u hear she's SSSSIINNGGGLLEE! (gasp covers mouth) No not SIINNNGGLE!! :-X) It's like omg she's pretty,smart, and single, hmmm she must be broken lets get her fixed!! I'm not a leaky faucet folks! This is why Sex and the City had such a huge following. I'm probably more happy than these shacked up individuals and to be quite frank I've never been happier!!!!
Look I tried the whole institute of dating and honestly its just a waste of time. I don't have time to sit down and meet your brother-in law's five *representatives. I just won't and will not do it. My schedule is already filled with more important things such as washing my hair!! It all seems to be such a complete a waste of time. Two strangers meeting, the awkward silence, the exchanging of *representatives, the investment of my precious time all in the end to realize I just wasn't that into you or vice versa or worse that your really crazy or have 5 secret kids . Not to mention the characters these guys turn out to be. Look and it's not even a matter of the quality or me rebelling from society's martial status quo. It's the whole process at the tender age of 23 that has become unappealing to me. I have more productive things to do with my time. I have nothing to prove. I'm chasing success at this point not another broken heart!
I'm only 23 dammit I have my whole life to meet the lucky bastard who gets to make my life miserable!! ssshhhssh.... I thought society was past these ancient stigmas....guess not! Lets focus on more important world problems that need real solutions such as the oil spoil.
* Representative: 1.the person an individual portrays themselves to be until their real peronality,disorders, wife or etc appear; usually after the first month of dating.
(Disclaimer: this represents the view of the blogger (ME). If you are offended please feel free to click on the "x" in the upper right hand corner of your screen. This blog was written for entertainment purposes only and not intended for literal or analytical representation of my existing or future existing love life. The writer was single at the time this blog went to press and is not currently seeking any offers for dating unless you happen to be exceptionally, wonderfully amazing and have 4 personal references which do not include relatives but does include ex-girlfriends and ex-wives, proof of employer, divorce certificate if applicable. A background search will be conducted at the applicant's expense and there is a probationary period of 6 months. Married, mentally ill, co-dependent, uneducated, narcisstic, compulsive liar,ex-boyfriends,assholes, "players", guys with one tooo many "homegirls", ambivalent,egotistic, on the rebound, unemployed, spirtually questionable,socially awkward, mama boys, alcoholic, gangster men need not apply and such request will be ignored!)
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